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Asphyxia Noir: Conan The Barbarian’s Wild Woman

fapquest.org — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 16:48:17 +0000

So, this gallery of Asphyxia Noir – one of the stars of Hustler’s This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX, the latest in their string of parody pornos – makes me think two things. One: Asphyxia, while kiiiiiiiind of a silly name, is totally hot in that disheveled wild woman way a la Bellatrix Lestrange or Dive era Sarah Brightman and Conan is a lucky son of a bitch for getting to bang her; and two: wishing so hard that the Conan in this movie was actually Jason Momoa, cause a girl can dream, okay? Apologies to Arnold, but damn. Jason Momoa + Asphyxia Noir would be facemeltingly hot!

Tattooed Fantasy Babe Salma From Sinful Goddesses

fapquest.org — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:27:52 +0000

I’ve been totally grumpy lately due to money problems and a horrible new neighbor (should’ve known it was a bad sign when she decided to do all her heavy moving in at 3AM on a Monday morning) and could use a new form of escapist fantasy funtimes. I totally want Rift, basically, but apparently since I was in the closed beta my account is ineligible for the free trial, and the aforementioned money problems keep me from actually going out and purchasing the game and the necessary subscription, so… instead, I’m going to post a hot chick that looks like she’s stepped straight from the WoW or Rift servers. Her name is Salma, and she hails from Sinful Goddesses, a website that pretty much specializes in gorgeous high fantasy, high sexiness cosplay. If only this magical babe could cast some sort of “craptastic neighbor be gone” spell, she’d be flawless.

Cute Asian Whore Lore Babe Gives Into The ‘Rage Of Bonan’

fapquest.org — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:10:28 +0000

So now that I’ve finally dipped my toes into the MMO pool with MegaTen Online, one might expect me to do the inevitable and give World Of Warcraft a shot… but my boyfriend, possibly biased after years of hating Morgan Webb on X-Play and her panning of anything that isn’t WoW, has threatened to disown me if I give in to that particular temptation. So you guys will just have to somehow survive without me making any good, Warcraft-related puns when it comes to posting Whore Lore galleries. That’s a tall order, I know, since you all just love my dumbass sense of humor so much, right? Um, anyway, these photos are from the ‘Rage Of Bonan’ episode, and they feature a cute Asian warrior-princess type chick getting it one with some Sean-Bean-as-Odysseus looking guy. Makes me want to re-watch Troy all over again… I’m still holding out for an Odysseus-central movie with Sean Bean reprising the role, he’s yummy. Much like this gallery!

Raven-Haired Vita Is A Warrior Woman From Ancient Times

fapquest.org — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 06:51:25 +0000

Raven-haired Ukrainian model Vita is what would happen if Betty Page and Audrey Tatou somehow managed to have a love child, and it’s fantastic. I’m glad that Rigin Studio found her, because the 19-year-old beauty looks absolutely amazing in Vadim’s photos! This particular set – called “Old Soldier” – is my favorite, featuring Vita as some sort of warrior woman from ancient times, with a huge axe and viking-style fur and animal hide clothing. Apparently, this set was so popular with Rigin Studio fans, that Vadim and Vita revisited the idea, so there are multiple sets of Vita in this sort of mythological cosplay. Which makes yours truly very happy, because I like these photos quite a bit!

Big-Boobed Alt Model In Red Chainmail From Erotic Fandom

fapquest.org — Wed, 19 May 2010 11:13:34 +0000

I’m super excited to help announce the launch of Blue Blood’s newest fetish site, Erotic Fandom. It’s basically a cosplay porn site, but with all your favorite alt porn babes doing the honors. So far they seem to be covering a wide range of niches – medieval, vampires, sci-fi, famous characters, the works. I have high hopes for this site’s success, since I’m especially fond of Amelia, the nerdy-and-gorgeous brain behind all the Blue Blood stuff. If anyone can make the best adult cosplay site ever, it’s her, I have no doubt about that. Aaaanyhow, here’s a sneak peek at what awaits those of you who sign up: a super hot, busty as fuck alt babe with blood-red lips, matching chainmail, tattoos, and a dagger. Nice, eh?

Hot Gladiator Babe Ember Reigns Will Kick Your Ass

fapquest.org — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:47:12 +0000

Okay, since like… everyone and their brother is obsessed with that new Roman gladiator show “Spartacus: BLOOD AND SAND” (sorry for the caps, but the subtitle makes me lol uncontrollably) on Starz, here is some on-theme softcore porn starring one of my favorite blonde bombshells! Ember Reigns is no stranger to cosplay – click that link to see a few of her other costumed photo sets – so it’s no surprise that she’s decided to go a bit medieval with skimpy silver armor, a shield, a sword, and some awesome, barbarian-esque boots. I’m not sure exactly how polished her gladiator skills are, but I’m willing to bet that she’d have the upper hand in any battles, regardless – her opponents would be too distracted by them titties and dat ass to put any thought into tactics or defense. And that is why… wait for it… Ember REIGNS!

Auburn-Haired Alice Is A Dual Sword-Wielding Sinful Goddess

fapquest.org — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:47:22 +0000

Check out this ridiculoid hottie. Seriously, there’s so much about this photo set from Sinful Goddesses that I like, it’s hard to figure out exactly where to start, or how to express it all… so I’m going to forgo any attempts at decent writing and just do a straight up list. Here goes: I’m digging the long, wavy, auburn hair – it reminds me both of my beloved Rangiku, as well as fitting in with the whole wild, medieval maiden theme. The dual sword-wielding thing that she’s got going on is also awesome, especially since that’s what my current character in Dragon Age: Origins uses – as well as Leon Magnus, who I hate as a character (he’s kind of a big whiny babby), yet he’s insanely fun to play as in Tales Of The World: Radiant Mythology. The shoulder guard thing reminds me of Rutee Katrea, one of my favorite video game characters ever, and I’m also digging the skimpy chainmail “armor” she’s wearing. Basically, this set plays to like… 400 of my nerdy weaknesses, and if I like it that much, I’m sure that I won’t be the only one… so here. I’m sharing it with you. You’re welcome.

Redhead Beauty Olivia As a Medieval Warrior Woman

fapquest.org — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:41:26 +0000

Inspired by my recent purchase of the Forza DVD (and a wooden replica of Haineko in place of a normal wooden practice sword because I’m a neeeeeeeeeeeeeerd)… and the fact that I’ve been playing tons of Fable II and Brutal Legend lately… I decided to seek out some hot chicks with swords, and so I stumbled upon Sinful Goddesses. Man, if medieval cosplay is your thing, that site is the jackpot in so many ways! The girls are all gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, and you can tell that they put a lot of time & money into their shoots and videos to make them not only smoking hot, but high-quality as well. You can see what I mean in this photo set of redhead beauty Olivia stripping down & playing around with one hell of an ornate sword… Sinful Goddesses is just plain awesome.

Bare Maidens Teaser: Misti, Shyla & Ezca

fapquest.org — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:23:59 +0000

With all of the popularity of Renaissance Faires, high-fantasy RPGs set in Medieval eras, movies and comics featuring sword-wielding knights and the like… I have to say that I find it really surprising that there’s so little in the way of similarly-themed adult content. So I was really excited when I stumbled upon Bare Maidens, a website that specializes in “erotic fantasy nudes”. They feature well-known porn stars like Shyla Stylez in full-on medieval cosplay, sporting (and shedding) everything from armor to druid cloaks. The basic story that Bare Maidens revolves around is that of the world of Arta, a land where magic, adventure, and of course, sex color the landscape. To give you a general taste for the kinds of photos and women you’ll see at Bare Maidens, I put together a sampling of some of my favorite sets. Enjoy, and welcome to Arta!

Kyla Cole Makes A Gorgeous, Badass Medieval Knight Chick

fapquest.org — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:40:49 +0000

I’ve always preferred a badass, strong heroine to a wimpy princess when it comes to fairytales and fantasy movies… and it looks like brunette beauty Kyla Cole agrees with me! She indulges all of her deepest ass-kicking fantasies in these photos from Pornstar Dreams, where she’s looking completely fucking incredible in some leather and chainmail lingerie, complete with an awesome sword and lace-up, knee-high leather boots. And, um, she’s also hanging out with a lion, I guess to match the crest on her armor? So I guess that would make her… Kyla Cole The Lionhearted, the bravest and bustiest female knight in all the land! Um… yeah, well, whatever you want to call her, she really went all-out for these photos, and I fucking love them… and her… and Pornstar Dreams… hell, I even love that lion, I think. This rules.