Archive for the ‘Brunette’ Category

If there’s one thing that BioWare does right – aside from making generally awesome games – it’s developing characters that people feel strongly about. In Dragon Age II, my favorite character wasn’t the wildly popular Fenris (I have an inherent bias against Broody McBrooderson types, though I did come around to liking him in the end) or the controversial but still much-loved Anders… it was a certain sex kitten of a pirate captain. Honestly, I could veer way too far into fangirl territory here and write up a straight essay about all the reasons I love Isabela so much (in short: skillset, party banter, storyline, and pretty much everything summed up here), but suffice to say, she succeeds in being a strong, sexy female character where so many cliched attempts at that role have failed. It might seem sort of strange to say such a thing and then post cosplay porn of her, but I don’t think so. Straight, male gamers, this is the sort of woman you SHOULD be lusting after, in my opinion. So enjoy the hell out of these Cosplay Erotica photos (more at the source, as always), with my blessing – and probably Isabela’s too, I’d imagine!

So, this gallery of Asphyxia Noir – one of the stars of Hustler’s This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX, the latest in their string of parody pornos – makes me think two things. One: Asphyxia, while kiiiiiiiind of a silly name, is totally hot in that disheveled wild woman way a la Bellatrix Lestrange or Dive era Sarah Brightman and Conan is a lucky son of a bitch for getting to bang her; and two: wishing so hard that the Conan in this movie was actually Jason Momoa, cause a girl can dream, okay? Apologies to Arnold, but damn. Jason Momoa + Asphyxia Noir would be facemeltingly hot!

I’ve been totally grumpy lately due to money problems and a horrible new neighbor (should’ve known it was a bad sign when she decided to do all her heavy moving in at 3AM on a Monday morning) and could use a new form of escapist fantasy funtimes. I totally want Rift, basically, but apparently since I was in the closed beta my account is ineligible for the free trial, and the aforementioned money problems keep me from actually going out and purchasing the game and the necessary subscription, so… instead, I’m going to post a hot chick that looks like she’s stepped straight from the WoW or Rift servers. Her name is Salma, and she hails from Sinful Goddesses, a website that pretty much specializes in gorgeous high fantasy, high sexiness cosplay. If only this magical babe could cast some sort of “craptastic neighbor be gone” spell, she’d be flawless.

Today is the day! Finally, Dragon Age 2 is released – I got dat release-date delivery, so we’ll be camped by the front door until it gets here. But seeing as it’s only 6AM and I don’t think that the mail guy is quite on his way yet, I suppose I can kill some time by making this gallery =3 It’s from Cosplay Erotica, and it features their model Analia in full-on Morrigan cosplay. I’ve sort of purposely avoided anything plot or character related about DA2, but I did hear that apparently her mother, Flemeth, will be one of your party members in the new game… I wonder if we’ll get to see more of Morrigan, then? If we don’t, it makes the Witch Hunt DLC feel like even more of a tease than it already is! I’m personally more of a Zevran kinda girl (even though my ‘canon’ warden romanced Alistair and rules as his queen – figure THAT out), but I totally get Morrigan’s appeal. She’s gorgeous, whip-smart, dangerous, funny, powerful, AND she wears an outfit that leaves very little to the imagination – as Analia shows us right here!

Raven-haired Ukrainian model Vita is what would happen if Betty Page and Audrey Tatou somehow managed to have a love child, and it’s fantastic. I’m glad that Rigin Studio found her, because the 19-year-old beauty looks absolutely amazing in Vadim’s photos! This particular set – called “Old Soldier” – is my favorite, featuring Vita as some sort of warrior woman from ancient times, with a huge axe and viking-style fur and animal hide clothing. Apparently, this set was so popular with Rigin Studio fans, that Vadim and Vita revisited the idea, so there are multiple sets of Vita in this sort of mythological cosplay. Which makes yours truly very happy, because I like these photos quite a bit!

I know that I’ve mentioned this before, but I am so not a WoW head. However, my total lack of knowledge when it comes to all things Azeroth (and I only know that name from watching G4 – I have a soft spot for Morgan Webb, what can I say?) most certainly does NOT prevent me from appreciating the hotness that is Whore Lore… especially this update! It features some hottie named Jessica posing as an evil, sex-crazed succubus (that might’ve been redundant, considering the whole point of such demons) that is summoned by… some sort of weird, zombie-looking sorceror dude. I’m sure that there’s an actual name for his race, but all I know is the Night Elves and he’s not one of those, so… yeah. Anyhow, whatever foul purposes our wizard may have had in mind, first things first… he has to pay the toll for awakening this demon babe. And since she’s a succubus, that means fucking her as hard as he can, of course. Hooray for Whore Lore!

With all of the popularity of Renaissance Faires, high-fantasy RPGs set in Medieval eras, movies and comics featuring sword-wielding knights and the like… I have to say that I find it really surprising that there’s so little in the way of similarly-themed adult content. So I was really excited when I stumbled upon Bare Maidens, a website that specializes in “erotic fantasy nudes”. They feature well-known porn stars like Shyla Stylez in full-on medieval cosplay, sporting (and shedding) everything from armor to druid cloaks. The basic story that Bare Maidens revolves around is that of the world of Arta, a land where magic, adventure, and of course, sex color the landscape. To give you a general taste for the kinds of photos and women you’ll see at Bare Maidens, I put together a sampling of some of my favorite sets. Enjoy, and welcome to Arta!

I’ve always preferred a badass, strong heroine to a wimpy princess when it comes to fairytales and fantasy movies… and it looks like brunette beauty Kyla Cole agrees with me! She indulges all of her deepest ass-kicking fantasies in these photos from Pornstar Dreams, where she’s looking completely fucking incredible in some leather and chainmail lingerie, complete with an awesome sword and lace-up, knee-high leather boots. And, um, she’s also hanging out with a lion, I guess to match the crest on her armor? So I guess that would make her… Kyla Cole The Lionhearted, the bravest and bustiest female knight in all the land! Um… yeah, well, whatever you want to call her, she really went all-out for these photos, and I fucking love them… and her… and Pornstar Dreams… hell, I even love that lion, I think. This rules.