Archive for October, 2009

Inspired by my recent purchase of the Forza DVD (and a wooden replica of Haineko in place of a normal wooden practice sword because I’m a neeeeeeeeeeeeeerd)… and the fact that I’ve been playing tons of Fable II and Brutal Legend lately… I decided to seek out some hot chicks with swords, and so I stumbled upon Sinful Goddesses. Man, if medieval cosplay is your thing, that site is the jackpot in so many ways! The girls are all gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, and you can tell that they put a lot of time & money into their shoots and videos to make them not only smoking hot, but high-quality as well. You can see what I mean in this photo set of redhead beauty Olivia stripping down & playing around with one hell of an ornate sword… Sinful Goddesses is just plain awesome.

I know that I’ve mentioned this before, but I am so not a WoW head. However, my total lack of knowledge when it comes to all things Azeroth (and I only know that name from watching G4 – I have a soft spot for Morgan Webb, what can I say?) most certainly does NOT prevent me from appreciating the hotness that is Whore Lore… especially this update! It features some hottie named Jessica posing as an evil, sex-crazed succubus (that might’ve been redundant, considering the whole point of such demons) that is summoned by… some sort of weird, zombie-looking sorceror dude. I’m sure that there’s an actual name for his race, but all I know is the Night Elves and he’s not one of those, so… yeah. Anyhow, whatever foul purposes our wizard may have had in mind, first things first… he has to pay the toll for awakening this demon babe. And since she’s a succubus, that means fucking her as hard as he can, of course. Hooray for Whore Lore!

I don’t think I’m wrong in saying that this might be, straight up, the hottest virtual babe I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m a fan of all of Loki’s stuff at Super XXX 3D, but this dark blue-skinned elf babe is just… damn. She’s tasty as hell. Kinda like a blend of the Marvel Comics character of Mystique (who has always been one of my favorites and super sexy IMHO) and a World Of Warcraft Night Elf… though in picture #7, the pose and ears make her look like Judith from Tales Of Vesperia – there’s a skit pose (seen here at 4:15ish) of Judy where she’s in that exact position, trying to show Yuri how well her armor has protected her “soft skin, free of blemishes and bruises” – yeah, Judith is a tease. I love her. If you haven’t figured that out yet, since I use her as like… the height of fantasy babe hotness pretty regularly. Anyhow, BACK TO THE BLUE-SKINNED VIRTUAL ELF BABE. Because she’s pretty fucking gorgeous too. Well done, Super XXX 3D… your babes really do live up to your name!

For those of you that remember this video of gamer hottie Brooke Marks being magically transported or something into the World Of Warcraft, here’s a treat: you know that smoking hot, super-skimpy Night Elf outfit she was rocking during the video? Well, if you wanted to see more of it, it’s your lucky day – Brooke put up an entire photoset of shots she took in her bedroom while in full cosplay mode. It might just be me, but I find it infinitely sexier that this is a totally amateur thing – she’s into the game enough to do cosplay & make videos on her own time and then upload them to her site as an afterthought, it’s not just something conceived by a webmaster to make money. But then again, one of my favorite things about Brooke is that she’s a bonafide internet junkie and video game nerd, so it’s not really surprising. Anyhow, onto the pictures – be forewarned, they’re hot, and you get to see a lot more of her than you might be used to… not that anyone’s complaining, I’m sure!

With all of the popularity of Renaissance Faires, high-fantasy RPGs set in Medieval eras, movies and comics featuring sword-wielding knights and the like… I have to say that I find it really surprising that there’s so little in the way of similarly-themed adult content. So I was really excited when I stumbled upon Bare Maidens, a website that specializes in “erotic fantasy nudes”. They feature well-known porn stars like Shyla Stylez in full-on medieval cosplay, sporting (and shedding) everything from armor to druid cloaks. The basic story that Bare Maidens revolves around is that of the world of Arta, a land where magic, adventure, and of course, sex color the landscape. To give you a general taste for the kinds of photos and women you’ll see at Bare Maidens, I put together a sampling of some of my favorite sets. Enjoy, and welcome to Arta!

I don’t play World Of Warcraft, but I do play a good amount of JRPGs and have developed a serious fondness for archer characters, especially when they’re hot chicks like Nanaly Fletch or Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear – so when I saw this gallery from World Of Porncraft, the sight of a sexy elf chick holding a bow & arrow immediately grabbed my attention. I may not be able to tell you what class or type of elf she is (aren’t there multiple types in WoW?) or who the fuck she’s been captured by (they look like some sort of demon carved out of living stone or something), but I don’t need to know the specific details to be able to tell that a long, lean, naked elf archer = super fucking hot. Thanks, World Of Porncraft, I can always use more nude archery in my life!