When looking for a fantasy cosplay Christmas set, who else would I turn to but Ember Reigns? She’s a drop-dead gorgeous blonde bombshell who loves to play dress-up (you can see some other Ember Reigns cosplay sets at the link), so it’s no surprise that she had an awesome Snow Fairy holiday costume all ready to go! Seriously, I love the effort she puts into her cosplay outfits – she really looks like some Goddess of Winter that you could run into atop a lonely mountain top, where she’d seduce you with a Christmas feast and her delicious body and then send you on some sort of quest to get, I don’t know, the Staff of Dread Peppermint or something similar. With a promise of even more holiday “gifts” upon your return to her, of course!

Just in time for Halloween (and also coinciding with my belated love affair with the Puella Magi Madoka Magica anime and spin-off manga, both of which have witches as a central plot point), the crew behind Drawn Sex has released a cartoon porn site for all you occult lovers out there - Witch Cartoons! The site features a wide range of niches (from straight big boobs hardcore to futanari) and art styles, and I’ve put together a little preview of stuff from my favorite Witch Cartoons artist. They’re all excerpts from bigger comics, so if you want to read the full stories, you’ll have to check out the source.

If there’s one thing that BioWare does right – aside from making generally awesome games – it’s developing characters that people feel strongly about. In Dragon Age II, my favorite character wasn’t the wildly popular Fenris (I have an inherent bias against Broody McBrooderson types, though I did come around to liking him in the end) or the controversial but still much-loved Anders… it was a certain sex kitten of a pirate captain. Honestly, I could veer way too far into fangirl territory here and write up a straight essay about all the reasons I love Isabela so much (in short: skillset, party banter, storyline, and pretty much everything summed up here), but suffice to say, she succeeds in being a strong, sexy female character where so many cliched attempts at that role have failed. It might seem sort of strange to say such a thing and then post cosplay porn of her, but I don’t think so. Straight, male gamers, this is the sort of woman you SHOULD be lusting after, in my opinion. So enjoy the hell out of these Cosplay Erotica photos (more at the source, as always), with my blessing – and probably Isabela’s too, I’d imagine!

My total unfamiliarity with WoW has led me to browsing their site, trying to figure out exactly which races of represented in this collection of World of Warcraft porn. My conclusion: first, there are way more races that I expected, and secondly, I’m just going to claim that a few of these are stylized & sexualized versions of some of the races, otherwise I can’t identify them =X Anyhow, I definitely see a couple Blood Elf babes, a female Orc, two that look to me like they could be Draenei or Forsaken, and another definite Night Elf. I’m too lazy to try and ID the races of the guys fucking them, but I’m sure some of you Warcraft diehards can figure that part out on your own if it really matters to you! Pictures are all from Cartoon Reality, so if you like what you see & want more, let them know!

So, this gallery of Asphyxia Noir – one of the stars of Hustler’s This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX, the latest in their string of parody pornos – makes me think two things. One: Asphyxia, while kiiiiiiiind of a silly name, is totally hot in that disheveled wild woman way a la Bellatrix Lestrange or Dive era Sarah Brightman and Conan is a lucky son of a bitch for getting to bang her; and two: wishing so hard that the Conan in this movie was actually Jason Momoa, cause a girl can dream, okay? Apologies to Arnold, but damn. Jason Momoa + Asphyxia Noir would be facemeltingly hot!

I’ve been totally grumpy lately due to money problems and a horrible new neighbor (should’ve known it was a bad sign when she decided to do all her heavy moving in at 3AM on a Monday morning) and could use a new form of escapist fantasy funtimes. I totally want Rift, basically, but apparently since I was in the closed beta my account is ineligible for the free trial, and the aforementioned money problems keep me from actually going out and purchasing the game and the necessary subscription, so… instead, I’m going to post a hot chick that looks like she’s stepped straight from the WoW or Rift servers. Her name is Salma, and she hails from Sinful Goddesses, a website that pretty much specializes in gorgeous high fantasy, high sexiness cosplay. If only this magical babe could cast some sort of “craptastic neighbor be gone” spell, she’d be flawless.

Okay, so you know what is a pretty terrible time to be writing a gallery description? Probably when you’re doped up on allergy/pain meds and about to fall asleep, all the while blasting the fuck out of Shy Ronnie…. And yes, that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! I dunno, I’m stupid or something. But hey, I found some awesome fantasy hentai in the Radgasm sub-section of hentai/toon megasite Gogo Celeb, and I just had to share. Or something. Man, I am seriously not even aware of how I’m still typing right now!!! So why don’t I go to bed, while you guys enjoy half-naked and hardcore fantasy babes =3

Today is the day! Finally, Dragon Age 2 is released – I got dat release-date delivery, so we’ll be camped by the front door until it gets here. But seeing as it’s only 6AM and I don’t think that the mail guy is quite on his way yet, I suppose I can kill some time by making this gallery =3 It’s from Cosplay Erotica, and it features their model Analia in full-on Morrigan cosplay. I’ve sort of purposely avoided anything plot or character related about DA2, but I did hear that apparently her mother, Flemeth, will be one of your party members in the new game… I wonder if we’ll get to see more of Morrigan, then? If we don’t, it makes the Witch Hunt DLC feel like even more of a tease than it already is! I’m personally more of a Zevran kinda girl (even though my ‘canon’ warden romanced Alistair and rules as his queen – figure THAT out), but I totally get Morrigan’s appeal. She’s gorgeous, whip-smart, dangerous, funny, powerful, AND she wears an outfit that leaves very little to the imagination – as Analia shows us right here!

At first glance, I thought that this was a cosplay of Myuria Tionysus, the ridiculously sexy Morphus mage from Star Ocean: The Last Hope (a game that I still need to finish, actually – I paused my playthrough in favor of finishing the PSP port of the first game). Google image her name, you’ll see what I mean almost instantly – the violet/purple hair and skimpy purple outfit are very similar. But apparently this particular gallery is actually more World of Warcraft than intergalactic, though hopefully Cosplay Erotica will continue their streak of doing rare video game cosplays and put a few of the Star Ocean girls into their lineup (Meracle, Ilia, and Reimi, plz). Since I don’t play WoW and am just going off the word of a friend that this is a WoW cosplay and not just some random faery/elven chick, forgive me if I’m mistaken. Anyway, the girl doing this cosplay is called Angela, and she’s apparently a total WoW/Final Fantasy head, so expect more awesome video game cosplay from her! I know that I, for one, can’t wait :3

So now that I’ve finally dipped my toes into the MMO pool with MegaTen Online, one might expect me to do the inevitable and give World Of Warcraft a shot… but my boyfriend, possibly biased after years of hating Morgan Webb on X-Play and her panning of anything that isn’t WoW, has threatened to disown me if I give in to that particular temptation. So you guys will just have to somehow survive without me making any good, Warcraft-related puns when it comes to posting Whore Lore galleries. That’s a tall order, I know, since you all just love my dumbass sense of humor so much, right? Um, anyway, these photos are from the ‘Rage Of Bonan’ episode, and they feature a cute Asian warrior-princess type chick getting it one with some Sean-Bean-as-Odysseus looking guy. Makes me want to re-watch Troy all over again… I’m still holding out for an Odysseus-central movie with Sean Bean reprising the role, he’s yummy. Much like this gallery!